Anonymous reported: Know what's really fun? Sitting on old campus and watching drunk freshmen trying to figure out how to work the high street gate. Prime people-watching.
enjoy it while you can—they wise up quick
some freshmen were clever enough to put fake emails on our sign-up sheet at the EC bazaar but the joke’s on them because they don’t get invited to our parties now
but if you think you have what it takes, email firstname.lastname@example.org