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uhhhh dude republicans have toes too this isn’t like Roald Dahl’s The Witches
god if only
if you are a regular reader then you should know by now that we here at Rumpus are huge fans of Yale Dining and if it were possible to get kitchen sink cookies at all hours of the night we would freaking do it we wouldn’t ever sleep or leave our rooms and then we’d be on that show Hoarders and they’d come dig our corpses out from under 3 feet of ravioli w/ sage butter
tonight? it’s a school night. do the dishes and go to bed early. and no staying up late reading comic books, young man
love? there are some things money can’t buy. for everything else there’s penny drinks at Saturtoads and free prophylactics at the women’s center
WHAT that’s insane you should probably make a documentary about it like Loose Change
side note: apparently Loose Change had a soundtrack album called “The Beats of Loose Change” which is a beautiful intersection of fat beatzzz to shake to & insane conspiracy theories
just like getting down in the club, refuting the media’s account of 9/11 with nothing but your hips
we hope u survived and if it happens again maybe you can find some G&G major with a seismograph & rock their world
can’t believe you missed out on the opportunity to tack “& fuzzy balls” on the end of that line
are those really the only options anymore, playing w/ other people’s money or playing with other people’s bodies?
is this the crisis of post-modernity?
you have to choose between Monopoly and Operation after 4 years of Trivial Pursuit?
fuck that, man—we’re all about Candyland
far be it from us to discourage pregaming anything (esp. because not a single freshman pregamed our info session on monday—way to be, 2018)
and you never know, maybe drunk you could be the CCE workshop equivalent of a CPR dummy