Anonymous reported: Which senior girl wore a sheer unitard to Erotica with nothing underneath? damn you's a sexy bitch
It’s 2013; why are we still quoting David Guetta?
Anonymous reported: when yd'n' editor got slapped on the dance floor at myrtle?
ONE DOWN, 38 MORE TO GO.
Anonymous reported: Which Yalie went to a seedy Chicago strip club on Mother's Day and, noting a c-section scar, proceeded to wish a dancer there a Happy Mother's Day?
Strippers are people, too!
Anonymous reported: Which Silliman junior withdrew at the end of fall semester... And still took classes this spring? Not only did she pretend to be a student all semester, but she got into a competive science seminar and went on the free class trip to Ecuador. The professors didn't even know until after the final.
What kind of PBK-thirsty betch do you have to be to experience FOMO on a competitive science seminar?
Anonymous reported: don't know if I'll survive the summer without ya, rumpchat :(
We wont survive without you guys. We’re out until the fall, have a great summer!
Anonymous reported: when is the full list of all society members coming up?
It will be up on our website in a day or two. We’re really sorry it took us so long!
Anonymous reported: Which freshman assumes that her status as a 50-moster means that she no longer needs to greet anyone she knows. Is she too good for us?
It is a pretty big deal… soon you have to make sacrifices in her honor if you want to hang out with her.
Anonymous reported: Which Piersonite took BOTH of the last two remaining bowls in the dining hall this morning? #socialoutrage
OH MY GOD, that fucker.
Anonymous reported: does "myrtle" mean "done" in a different language or something? what the f are all of these statuses?
Yes, it’s Portuguese.
