Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: Which sophomore BK girl pulls out her vibrator every time she hears the words "Sigma Alpha Epsilon"?

Is the vibrator purple, gold, and part of the 1%?

Anonymous reported: Which former Editor-in-Chief BK senior left his society's night at Mory's under the pretense of a "bathroom break" to come home and hang out with his pajama-clad sophomore girl neighbors?

Situations in which “bathroom break”can be used as an excuse to leave:

-Toad’s DFMO

-Weddings

-A birthday party

-Not your society gathering because they’ll expect you to come back duh

-Unfortunate frat house eager

-Funerals

Anonymous reported: Which former editor-in-chief of her high school newspaper just asked if it was spelled "editor and chief"?

Wasn’t everyone here EIC of their high school newspaper

Anonymous reported: which 2013 50 moster was seen drunkenly cooking a quesadilla in the calhoun buttery with a cig dangling from her lips on a sunday night? #illegal #itsthelordsday

The world of late-night munchies exploded once we figured out where the spare key is kept to our college students kitchen. #eggseggseggs

Anonymous reported: Overseen: A kid who just got into Berzelius, who is growing a huge stick up his ass about it. Get over yourself kid.

Lol this makes it sound like there is a literal stick growing up his ass. Hope he gets splinters.

Anonymous reported: What's up with Leah's mass email?? YCC elections are annoying enough, I don't want that shit in my inbox. WHY IS THERE NOT A RULE AGAINST THIS????

We’re hearing that she might have been framed and did not send this out on herself

Anonymous reported: I have been belching up a storm in the pierson library for the past 5 hours, should I be ashamed of this?

No one’s submitted a Rump Chat post about you yet so you may continue stinking up the room.

Anonymous reported: are all the seniors gonna fuck up YIRA banquet?

As we’ve said before, everything about YIRA is a shitshow so probably yeah

Anonymous reported: Should I vote for Frank for YCC Treasurer?

x marks the spot tresure!!

Anonymous reported: Mr Yale contender here: experience the pageantry Sunday the 20th

Corrected, ty.