Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

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Anonymous reported: Are pre-frosh allowed into woads? I'm a senior and looking to stretch the 7-year challenge into an 8th year ;)

Oh boy

Anonymous reported: When is SigEp's formal? #thirstysenior #lastchance

Tuesday, April 29th. Goble says he still needs a date fyi.

Anonymous reported: NO CHANCE THE RAPPER FOR SPRING FLING. WHAT DO WE DOOO???????

PROCEED AS PLANNED

#CHANCELLATION CHANGES NOTHING

WE’RE STILL ROLLING

Anonymous reported: With all these prefrosh around I have a lot more people to swipe on tinder...I better get a match

Oh shit we hadn’t thought of though. Preseason 50 Most scouting

Anonymous reported: Zeta formal is Monday, not Tuesday

Correction*

Anonymous reported: WTF CHANCE ISN'T COMING TO SPRING FLING??? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MOLLY TO NOW???

DIPLO DUH 

WE CAN STILL DO DRUGS GUYS

IT’S ALL OKAY

Anonymous reported: WTF? These old ladies are talking FULL VOLUME in Sterling and it is pissing me off. THIS LIBRARY IS FOR STUDENTS WHO HAVE FINALS TO STUDY FOR, NOT YOUR GRANNY CLUB.

Omfg did a prefrosh bring his grandparents to BDD?

(We know Dads at DKE is a thing but can we start Grandmas at SAE?)

Anonymous reported: YCC Elections or Obamacare roll out?

B E N G H A Z I

Anonymous reported: pi phi sunday, zeta tuesday

Last call for DFMOs

Anonymous reported: these pasta throwers are chickenshit compared to the Great Water Balloon Launchers of 2012

Let’s not give them any ideas, that was a dark period.