Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

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Anonymous reported: Rump mama, heard someone on SCC will be getting all the Last Chance Dance lists for him and his friends to look over. Isn't that wack?

We’re just trying to find out why there were 10 cop cars outside of Toad’s last night (and someone in handcuffs)

Anonymous reported: Can you explain this high school intern thing with the YCC please?

We’re hearing rumors that the new YCC is planning to start a high school internship program and will be recruiting these new interns from local high schools*

*Local high schools probably meaning prep schools like Hopkins, lest they exploit the largely minority-heavy public high schools like Wilbur Cross. Private school biddies get all the fun. #RaceToTheTop

Anonymous reported: rump mama, does the ycc REALLY need high school interns? this is the yale college council not bain capital.

hahahahahhaha oh my god the yale college council is a nickelodeon teen drama.

Anonymous reported: What's up with this toilet paper shortage in Morse? THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

WILL THE NEW ADMINISTRATION INTRODUCE LUX 2-PLY TO OUR LIVING SPACES

Anonymous reported: I've seen a lot of people around with "Yale Feminist" T-shirts on? Where do I get one?

women’s center, $10

Anonymous reported: Quantity over quality at the naked run this year, mama rump. We're definitely not in myrtle shape yet

STUDY BREAK THOTS

Anonymous reported: To that gym douche that claps and cheers and freaks out while watching soccer and running on the treadmill in the Silliman gym, Stop it. Its fucking annoying and you look like a crazy person. Love, everyone who has ever had to endure being in the gym at the same time as you

WE CAN’T EVEN CHANGE THE SONG WHILE WE’RE ON THE TREADMILL WITHOUT TRIPPING SO LIKE THIS IS ADMIRABLE ON SOME LEVEL

Anonymous reported: Which junior girl refused to snort coke out of a $20 bill last weekend, asking for a $100 bill and saying that using anything less than a 50 would be "ghetto"?

HOPE U CUT DAT SHIT W YOUR BLACK AMEX 

Anonymous reported: WHAT TIME IS THE NAKED RUN?

11:15

Anonymous reported: YCC should create the list of seniors if Rumpus won't

It’ll be up this week bbs