Anonymous reported: why aren't all move-outs or move-ins at Yale done shirtless? It's hot.
Tell them, it will increase business. We also think they are some cars that might be a little dirty…
Anonymous reported: are there a lot of virgins on campus?
Are there a lot of creepers like you on this planet?
Anonymous reported: Which freshman suite in TD was blasting music and drinking at 4am Sunday morning, ignored two warnings from frocos, then talked back to the Dean as he was breaking up the party?
Fuck Facebook statuses, announce you’re finished by going hard.
Anonymous reported: Which TD girl wears black yoga pants almost everyday and has slept with more than 10 members of Zeta and DKE?
Zeta and DKE are both a hike from TD, that girl has drive.
Anonymous reported: Which pair of degenerates thought it was a good idea to experiment in a Bass group study room? I don't think they were doing it right...
Well, that’s a pretty bad piece of gossip, you didn’t even say what they were doing…
Anonymous reported: Rumpus, what boy decided to take a nap in his meatballs in the branford dining hall this evening and then continue eat them once somebody woke him up?
#meatballproblems
We’re just sick of people hashtag-ing anything that has to do with finals.
Anonymous reported: procrasturbation. it's a thing. sEnD HaLp.
Like help in the form of lube?
Anonymous reported: Rumpus, is sleeping with people too soon a bad way to establish something lasting? Also, I like that you've become like Yale's debaucherous Dear Abbey.
It’s like having a glass of wine everyday with dinner, some people say it’s bad and others say it’s healthy. We just have multiple glasses and lots of sex to avoid both issues.
Anonymous reported: yo rump this primal scream bullshit has got to stop like yesterday -- any ideas?
What type of primal scream are we talking about? Sexual or maybe final-related or just pure happiness like this…?
Anonymous reported: the old fling just got jealous
So, we’re guessing you had sex literally in front of your ex.
