Anonymous reported: We should have handjob study breaks.
Definitely, and it’s cheaper than Froyo.
Anonymous reported: Which freshman girl just masturbated in a cubicle in bass? Rumpus, I need a cubicle!
It was just a study break…
Anonymous reported: What's the best way to make an old fling jealous in this last week?
Kill them with kindness… or literally have sex right in front of them.
Anonymous reported: Overheard in college bathroom - "I'm sitting on the toilet. Is that weird? I guess I talk to you all the time on the toilet at home." And then a LONG conversation about food.
We’re going to guess that was with his or her parent? Some families are just different…
Anonymous reported: Dear Rumpus, how do I send a booty call text? I'm new at this. Examples would be great too.
Text: “Hey do you want to hang out tonight? ;)” The winky face says it all.
Anonymous reported: When is naked lap? Also what should I wear
Tonight about two hours away. We don’t understand that second question.
Anonymous reported: "I want to change my Yale Facebook major to something hard so people think I'm smart" #overheardInBass
People will know that you’re not smart anyway though.
Anonymous reported: which senior dinner ended with a naked run last night?
That’s how everyone should go out.
The Bass naked run is on tonight too… it’s a naked marathon!
Anonymous reported: Rumpus, where are the best places to have sex on campus?
Well, here’s a list of increasing difficulty:
10. PWG
9. Stacks
8. Geology Library
7. The large plot of bare land where the new colleges are being built
6. Rudolph 8th Floor
5. Law School library
4. Commons after hours
3. Any dining hall after hours
2. Beinecke Plaza
1. Outside on Old Campus
Anonymous reported: dear rump, i have a fat crush on a certain junior. the problem is, he fucked my roommate - though two years ago - and i kind of feel too weird about that to pursue. thoughts?
Go for it. Time heals all awkward relationships.
