Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: Hey, rumpus! In past posts this year your responses have been really awesome about shutting down some of the misogynistic things that people say, and I (as well as others I've spoken to about RumpChat) have really appreciated it. But your response to the most recent post (the one about tampons) offends me, because it seems that you are connecting this person's discontent to PMS or other "female problems". An assumption that's pretty unnecessary and illogical, if you ask me.

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No jfc, we’re just saying that female sanitary products are really expensive and that if someone steals yours without asking you have all the reasons in the world for considering that person your enemy. Go redirect your anger towards Tampax, okay?

Anonymous reported: can't wait for next year so i can get the hell away from my bathroom frenemy. just saying.

Did he/she steal your tampons or something?

Anonymous reported: Would like to clarify that PastaGate was definitely a product of Lawrance A and not Farnam C. Would also like to ask who the fuck throws pasta at passersby in complete silence? Like damn at least have some laughter to accompany your uncooked rigatoni

Oh, so it was rigatoni! Thank you for clearing that up, we really have been wondering.

Anonymous reported: can we call the bass masturbators bassturbators?

bassturbator: 1) one who masturbates in a Bass cubicle 2) one who can only get off by bragging about being in Bass at least 40 hours a week

Anonymous reported: Jewish girl here with a huge lady boner for one of the single Jewish SigEp boys. Help a ילדה out Rump?

Lol which one there are so many

Anonymous reported: Email to library staff: Hello all,There are creepy/terrible people out there doing creepy/terrible things. If someone (a patron, a co-worker, me) is harassing you or otherwise making you feel uncomfortable, please let one of us know about it. If you at any time you feel unsafe, please don't hesitate to call security. (Interesting...)

Are the bass masturbators finally getting shut down?

Anonymous reported: I want to go to SigEp formal with Goble... how do I make it happen?

email editors@yalerumpus.com

Anonymous reported: Are pre-frosh allowed into woads? I'm a senior and looking to stretch the 7-year challenge into an 8th year ;)

Oh boy

Anonymous reported: When is SigEp's formal? #thirstysenior #lastchance

Tuesday, April 29th. Goble says he still needs a date fyi.

Anonymous reported: NO CHANCE THE RAPPER FOR SPRING FLING. WHAT DO WE DOOO???????

PROCEED AS PLANNED

#CHANCELLATION CHANGES NOTHING

WE’RE STILL ROLLING