Anonymous reported: #peoplecrying #inthelibrary WHY THE FUCK do I go to this school
We like how you divided that into two hashtags. People need to take a chill pill which we expect is the exact opposite of adderall.
Anonymous reported: Rumpus, I am sure everyone knows this but I am outraged. Was watching some Fringe to procrastinate and it takes place at "Harvard" but all the shots are of Old Campus. WTF??
We would be sooooo outraged too if we watched Fringe.
Anonymous reported: Proposition: Every frat should have a Lost and Found FB page and charge some amount for any returned items.
It’s no use, the frat houses literally absorb anything that’s left there.
Anonymous reported: Want to walk me to AA?
What time? If it’s after 5 pm, we’ll probably be going through withdrawal.
Anonymous reported: Bulldoggy style -- a thing?
Yea, it’s doggy-style and then you talk the social undertones of the position in America today.
Anonymous reported: Can we all take an oath to not pee in especially compact crowds?
Nope.
#springfling
Anonymous reported: which junior girl vomited at 12 noon (before spring fling) across the street from skull and bones?
It’s a marathon, not a sprint. And you gotta do what you gotta do to finish it.
Anonymous reported: why aren't i cool enough to go to tang
Lack of America-themed clothing and accessories.
Anonymous reported: What infamous Republican sophomore boy was spotted at the naked party with a bright red hand mark on his ass?
We think #readingweek is even better here than the previous post.
Anonymous reported: Which Junior almost got thrown over the wall of his rooftop 21st birthday party?
We do hope there was a pool below… but this is New Haven.
