Rump Chat

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Anonymous reported: pi phi sunday, zeta tuesday

Last call for DFMOs

Anonymous reported: these pasta throwers are chickenshit compared to the Great Water Balloon Launchers of 2012

Let’s not give them any ideas, that was a dark period.

Anonymous reported: I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE FORMALS NOW

Sig Nu and Theta next monday

Anonymous reported: bass security guard over the intercom: "warrior 1 to warrior 3?" The fuck?

WARRIORRRRRR

Anonymous reported: Spotted: I was walking on Old Campus with a friend and ran into the pasta throwers too! My friend thinks she saw a GIRL with an ORANGE JACKET peek out of a window before quickly going back inside.

What are Herbert and Motzkin planning to do about this pasta issue?

Anonymous reported: I think the pasta throwers were coming from Lawrance A or Farnam C, but you can't tell which. Even now the pasta's scattered on the floor in front of those two entryways

Is it cooked pasta? Raw pasta? Linguini or fettucini? 

Anonymous reported: Re: Chance the Rapper - Official word from his team is that he "expects a full recovery," and we can plan on seeing him this Saturday!

Yay!!!

Anonymous reported: Chance the Rapper got sick and cancelled his show today. What happens if he can't make it to Spring Fling?

We’ll still be rolling

Anonymous reported: Which freshmen were throwing pasta out of their window this weekend? They had better weekends then I did :/

But that’s food. Why would you throw food out your window.

Anonymous reported: Which former YCC board member finished the college challenge last night with a Pierson boo?

Congratulations!!! Happy Weedster to all!