Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: With all these prefrosh around I have a lot more people to swipe on tinder...I better get a match

Oh shit we hadn’t thought of though. Preseason 50 Most scouting

Anonymous reported: Zeta formal is Monday, not Tuesday

Correction*

Anonymous reported: WTF CHANCE ISN'T COMING TO SPRING FLING??? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MOLLY TO NOW???

DIPLO DUH 

WE CAN STILL DO DRUGS GUYS

IT’S ALL OKAY

Anonymous reported: WTF? These old ladies are talking FULL VOLUME in Sterling and it is pissing me off. THIS LIBRARY IS FOR STUDENTS WHO HAVE FINALS TO STUDY FOR, NOT YOUR GRANNY CLUB.

Omfg did a prefrosh bring his grandparents to BDD?

(We know Dads at DKE is a thing but can we start Grandmas at SAE?)

Anonymous reported: YCC Elections or Obamacare roll out?

B E N G H A Z I

Anonymous reported: pi phi sunday, zeta tuesday

Last call for DFMOs

Anonymous reported: these pasta throwers are chickenshit compared to the Great Water Balloon Launchers of 2012

Let’s not give them any ideas, that was a dark period.

Anonymous reported: I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE FORMALS NOW

Sig Nu and Theta next monday

Anonymous reported: bass security guard over the intercom: "warrior 1 to warrior 3?" The fuck?

WARRIORRRRRR

Anonymous reported: Spotted: I was walking on Old Campus with a friend and ran into the pasta throwers too! My friend thinks she saw a GIRL with an ORANGE JACKET peek out of a window before quickly going back inside.

What are Herbert and Motzkin planning to do about this pasta issue?