Anonymous reported: Which Branfordian just snorted aderall in the library?
#readingweek
Hugs not drugs!
Anonymous reported: which junior got slapped by her angry roommate at a rooftop party at briq?
Roommates have their own way of showing affection. Maybe it was a “Good luck on finals” slap.
Anonymous reported: Rumpus, I am a freshman who just realized that someone who was hitting on me is a Froco. Like, should I feel proud or totally creeped out?
The fact that the froco kept it secret from you may be a sign. For some reason, we feel like a froco hitting on you is kind of creepy while a grad student is awesome.
Anonymous reported: is there a different methodology for girls who want to get out of a guy's friendzone?
Interesting… According to the Friendzone show on MTV, girls and guys both have a hard time taking that next step. Try asking him out on a date?
Anonymous reported: Which classroom building did a certain group of pranksters throw a naked party in last night?
LC 102? It seems like everything is held there.
Anonymous reported: TD Day. 6 Llamas.
Yes.
Anonymous reported: Which Trumbull couple was trying to get it on in the Stiles courtyard bouncy house last weekend?
What else are college students supposed to do with a bouncy house?
Anonymous reported: just saw this girl with A TON of hickies on her neck ... seriously it looks like she was attacked
That’s the mark of El Tigre! Be careful…
Anonymous reported: i want mr. saybrook to eat me like a bagel
Butter or cream cheese?
Anonymous reported: why do yale boys suck so bad in bed? like rly
Well, complaining to us won’t make them better. We always get questions about hook ups between Yalies and our best advice is… practice makes perfect!
