Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

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Anonymous reported: can we call the bass masturbators bassturbators?

bassturbator: 1) one who masturbates in a Bass cubicle 2) one who can only get off by bragging about being in Bass at least 40 hours a week

Anonymous reported: Jewish girl here with a huge lady boner for one of the single Jewish SigEp boys. Help a ילדה out Rump?

Lol which one there are so many

Anonymous reported: Email to library staff: Hello all,There are creepy/terrible people out there doing creepy/terrible things. If someone (a patron, a co-worker, me) is harassing you or otherwise making you feel uncomfortable, please let one of us know about it. If you at any time you feel unsafe, please don't hesitate to call security. (Interesting...)

Are the bass masturbators finally getting shut down?

Anonymous reported: I want to go to SigEp formal with Goble... how do I make it happen?

email editors@yalerumpus.com

Anonymous reported: Are pre-frosh allowed into woads? I'm a senior and looking to stretch the 7-year challenge into an 8th year ;)

Oh boy

Anonymous reported: When is SigEp's formal? #thirstysenior #lastchance

Tuesday, April 29th. Goble says he still needs a date fyi.

Anonymous reported: NO CHANCE THE RAPPER FOR SPRING FLING. WHAT DO WE DOOO???????

PROCEED AS PLANNED

#CHANCELLATION CHANGES NOTHING

WE’RE STILL ROLLING

Anonymous reported: With all these prefrosh around I have a lot more people to swipe on tinder...I better get a match

Oh shit we hadn’t thought of though. Preseason 50 Most scouting

Anonymous reported: Zeta formal is Monday, not Tuesday

Correction*

Anonymous reported: WTF CHANCE ISN'T COMING TO SPRING FLING??? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MOLLY TO NOW???

DIPLO DUH 

WE CAN STILL DO DRUGS GUYS

IT’S ALL OKAY