Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: What's up with this toilet paper shortage in Morse? THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

WILL THE NEW ADMINISTRATION INTRODUCE LUX 2-PLY TO OUR LIVING SPACES

Anonymous reported: I've seen a lot of people around with "Yale Feminist" T-shirts on? Where do I get one?

women’s center, $10

Anonymous reported: Quantity over quality at the naked run this year, mama rump. We're definitely not in myrtle shape yet

STUDY BREAK THOTS

Anonymous reported: To that gym douche that claps and cheers and freaks out while watching soccer and running on the treadmill in the Silliman gym, Stop it. Its fucking annoying and you look like a crazy person. Love, everyone who has ever had to endure being in the gym at the same time as you

WE CAN’T EVEN CHANGE THE SONG WHILE WE’RE ON THE TREADMILL WITHOUT TRIPPING SO LIKE THIS IS ADMIRABLE ON SOME LEVEL

Anonymous reported: Which junior girl refused to snort coke out of a $20 bill last weekend, asking for a $100 bill and saying that using anything less than a 50 would be "ghetto"?

HOPE U CUT DAT SHIT W YOUR BLACK AMEX 

Anonymous reported: WHAT TIME IS THE NAKED RUN?

11:15

Anonymous reported: YCC should create the list of seniors if Rumpus won't

It’ll be up this week bbs

Anonymous reported: Rumpus, r u on Grindr? Did u block me?

No but we’re on Tindr which we always forget about

Anonymous reported: Rumpus, you know how for Last Chance Dance someone runs a system where people put in names for people they want to hook up with and cross-reference them with others' lists? Can you make a system like this, but not when use only when it's too late?

Why would this ever be our responsibility 

Anonymous reported: Note from bathroom frenemy: Yes I stole your tampons, they were delicious.

Well, there you go.