Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: which 2013 50 moster was seen drunkenly cooking a quesadilla in the calhoun buttery with a cig dangling from her lips on a sunday night? #illegal #itsthelordsday

The world of late-night munchies exploded once we figured out where the spare key is kept to our college students kitchen. #eggseggseggs

Anonymous reported: Overseen: A kid who just got into Berzelius, who is growing a huge stick up his ass about it. Get over yourself kid.

Lol this makes it sound like there is a literal stick growing up his ass. Hope he gets splinters.

Anonymous reported: What's up with Leah's mass email?? YCC elections are annoying enough, I don't want that shit in my inbox. WHY IS THERE NOT A RULE AGAINST THIS????

We’re hearing that she might have been framed and did not send this out on herself

Anonymous reported: I have been belching up a storm in the pierson library for the past 5 hours, should I be ashamed of this?

No one’s submitted a Rump Chat post about you yet so you may continue stinking up the room.

Anonymous reported: are all the seniors gonna fuck up YIRA banquet?

As we’ve said before, everything about YIRA is a shitshow so probably yeah

Anonymous reported: Should I vote for Frank for YCC Treasurer?

x marks the spot tresure!!

Anonymous reported: Mr Yale contender here: experience the pageantry Sunday the 20th

Corrected, ty.

Anonymous reported: omg Rump can u also track our ip addresses and shit like American Airlines claimed they did to that twitter threat girl?? i don't need any more enemiez at this school tbh

We’ve tried but there are simply too many of you visiting the site every day. Anonymous is anonymous. 

Anonymous reported: Got the list of new taps rumpmama; Boners, Puppies, and SK'ers?

We’re working on it

preliminary reports say that everyone sucks

Anonymous reported: When/where is mr. Yale pageant I missed it last year and need to be there this time I NEED THIS

Wed. 16th!!! don’t know what time but we’re judging.