Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: Which girls society in trouble with the law has been stealing other people's pre-taps? #clawscomeout

meow

Anonymous reported: What guy in econ lecture was rolling on molly and kept whispering about societies?

If you’re rolling, going to an econ lecture is the last thing you should be doing.

Anonymous reported: Who is the guy that just masterbated in a bass cubicle ? The bathroom is 1 minute away dude ! #wecanseeyou

masturbated*

Anonymous reported: is it ok to go back to gheav yet? what's the status on that??

DON’T GO TO GHEAV IVY NOODLE TAKES CREDIT CARDS NOW*

*with an illegal $8.50 minimum

Anonymous reported: Which delightful human took a shit in the dport courtyard at 1am last night? #poopetratorisback

Facilities won’t get around to fertilizing the grounds till a few weeks from now, that person was just trying to help!!

Anonymous reported: who was the freshman girl who squealed on said dealer bc she couldn't handle her damn alcohol #nobodyod'sonweedbye

NO COME ON GUYS IT’S ALREADY SO HARD TO GET GOOD SHIT IN NEW HAVEN.

Anonymous reported: Which freshman sold brownies that basically incapacitated everybody who had one/landed a girl in the hospital?

Please don’t put PCP in your brownies we’re just tryna have a chill night dude

Anonymous reported: Who was fucking in Morse courtyard at 2am Saturday night? (or Sunday morning I guess)

Definitely one way to celebrate the arrival of Spring.

Anonymous reported: Whats the forecast for the next week and were do i acquire this information

Consult your palm reader

Anonymous reported: who was the guy with the gun trying to get into sae, and who was the freshman pimp who tackled him to the ground

WHAT IS THIS WHY THERE WERE FIRETRUCKS LAST NIGHT ON HIGH ST