Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: yale men's basketball in the finals of the cit tournament #marchmadness(kind of)

Do we get free food if they win

what about a party

Anonymous reported: what night is tap nite for junior societies?

Not sure—maybe a week after tap for seniors?

Anonymous reported: where r u guys

Starr but it’s closing soon ugh. see u in bass?

Anonymous reported: hey rump, i hear [redacted] just tapped their token minorities. yale is such a just and diverse place. gotta love societies

just know that your mother still loves you, anonymous. 

Anonymous reported: Hey rumpus, which society's has a tap member whose parents paid $1 million dollars to get them in? #legacyprivilege

we’re currently reading a book subtitled “THE RISE of the NEW GLOBAL SUPER-RICH and the FALL of EVERYONE ELSE” soooo 

Anonymous reported: How many junior societies are there?

WHO CARES HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK

before you guys start bitching about this:

- Skyphos

- Boliche

- Praetorian

- S&M

- Citadel

- Symposium

- Asylum 

Anonymous reported: SILENCE IS GOLDEN. Mute the bells.

not this again

Anonymous reported: rump mama, you tryna live in H-court?

Fuck yeah fourth-floor bitch

Anonymous reported: SOS! Structure of Networks is killing me! Desperately seeking help! Especially with the midterm, question 8. The prices are as follows: in S1, $1 per pound of apples, $6.8 per pound of oranges; in S2, $7.6 per pound of apples, $1.7 per pound of oranges. Current price is $3.903 for apples and $4.556 for oranges. What is the state price of S1? Anyone?! Please help! <3

THERE ARE 500 PEOPLE IN THIS CLASS WHY HAVE YOU RESORTED TO AN ANONYMOUS FORUM TO TRY AND GET THE ANSWER

Anonymous reported: I just popped a pimple in the lib. Will ppl judge me? :( oops.

we farted in the library and someone rump chatted about it so it could be worse just saying