Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: Who is in the big six societies rump mama????

Oh fuck you we’re not expanding this to the big “six” literally go fuck yourself

Anonymous reported: Morse freshman did not cut his balls off but he was naked and did cut himself

Moral of the story is still avoid PCP

Anonymous reported: Is it even mildly true that a freshman cut his balls off?

Probably not but that would definitely be one thing that would force Yale Health to send an email to all of our parents

Anonymous reported: i hear yira elections were a shitshow today

Is anything about YIRA not a shitshow

Anonymous reported: whoa, is it just me or has ycc elections gotten nasty real fast? now i see why everyone was upset it was uncontested last year. not enough drama

Everyone come to the debate at 6 PM because shit’s gonna go down

Anonymous reported: When is Junior society tap night?

Tonight

Anonymous reported: So you know the drugs email? Apparently, it's because some freshman tweaked out on acid literally cut his balls off last weekend. BUT ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK WHERE AM I.

We heard it was at a wolf of wall street themed party

Anonymous reported: Ah YCC elections - bringing out the Yale spirit in all of us like Eli-blue mold spots blooming on a piece of reeking cheese

We all get some new Twitter followers out of it though!!

Anonymous reported: is heroin a fucking problem at yale or are they TRYING to terrify our parents

Masking the real problem of BATH SALTS