Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: Which former YCC Board member is desperately seeking to make out with a guy in Pierson before graduation in order to complete the 12-college challenge?

Pierson guys!! Help this board member out!!

Anonymous reported: silliman sophomore girl walking out of skull and bones on a friday afternoon

Gotta start that journey early 

Anonymous reported: who got VP?? what happens to herbert-moates if one wins but not the other??

Eliscovich got VP. Remains to be seen!

Anonymous reported: who won da election

run-off between Motzkin and Herbert

Anonymous reported: Overheard: a YCC presidential candidate just said to a friend in a dining hall: "I am a man of the people, and that includes the women of our campus, they can't get over me, but tonight I will select a special one" #delusional #you'reprobablygonnalose


Anonymous reported: Which sophomore BK girl pulls out her vibrator every time she hears the words "Sigma Alpha Epsilon"?

Is the vibrator purple, gold, and part of the 1%?

Anonymous reported: Which former Editor-in-Chief BK senior left his society's night at Mory's under the pretense of a "bathroom break" to come home and hang out with his pajama-clad sophomore girl neighbors?

Situations in which “bathroom break”can be used as an excuse to leave:

-Toad’s DFMO


-A birthday party

-Not your society gathering because they’ll expect you to come back duh

-Unfortunate frat house eager


Anonymous reported: Which former editor-in-chief of her high school newspaper just asked if it was spelled "editor and chief"?

Wasn’t everyone here EIC of their high school newspaper

Anonymous reported: which 2013 50 moster was seen drunkenly cooking a quesadilla in the calhoun buttery with a cig dangling from her lips on a sunday night? #illegal #itsthelordsday

The world of late-night munchies exploded once we figured out where the spare key is kept to our college students kitchen. #eggseggseggs