Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*. Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: does anyone else think that the society who's wearing neck braces as part of their tap is extremely insensitive??

We didn’t know what that was for… but if it was for societies, then this exemplifies how #tomblife has gone way overboard.

Anonymous reported: Hi Rumpus, this is your new YCC dictator (and recent 50 Most-er), the YD"N" are liars. I was only there for 20 minutes cause their photographer's flash ran out of battery, and kept changing the flash heads and the lighting was fucked up. Please don't propagate their lies. I love the photo of G. Bush tho. Luv you <3

Now, that’s our president!

Anonymous reported: Which 'candidate' for YCC president spent over an hour retaking a head shot for the YD'N'?

When it’s right, it’s right… even if it takes an hour.

Anonymous reported: where can i go tonight to find some of those hockey boys?? they deserve some lovin'

Streak on the ice in forty minutes.

Anonymous reported: Which sophomore Pi Phi threw a fit in the middle of Pierson dining hall when the staff closed the doors on her before she could get her Nutella and peanut butter?

You do have to remember that it’s nutella…

And this isn’t worth turning her away:

Anonymous reported: rumpus i'm a girl who normally hooks up with guys but i wanna mix it up a bit. where do i find the girls who are lookin for girls?

College is the time to experiment and a solid place to go is La Casa.

Anonymous reported: EVERYONE GET TO TOADS TOMORROW NIGHT

Hell yea! We can fight the empty space where Q-Packers would’ve been if they didn’t cancel the buses.

Anonymous reported: which calhoun cutie was spotted with a dport dime getting flavorful?

Nice, what kind of flavor we talking about? Oregano, parsley, maybe even cayenne pepper?