Rump Chat

The slimmer, sexier cousin of the Rumpus blog*.
Submit anonymous tips and get your campus gossip here. (If it's good enough, we'll even put your tips in our next issue.)

*No names will be published (defamation lawsuits, etc) without written consent of said person.

Anonymous reported: lol at person in bass first floor cubicle watching porn

Maybe they’re working on a midterm project for an AMST/WGSS course on sexuality in the media and needed to do some research? Don’t be so judgmental, Anonymous. 

Anonymous reported: When do junior societies interview people??

After break, now stop bothering us about this.

Anonymous reported: Rumpus, I just got tapped for Wolf's Head. What should I say?

lol gtfo

Anonymous reported: 12 Saybrook freshmen are transferring out of SY next year, apparently because of a shit ton of Saycest that happened this year

what happened to taking responsibility for your actions

Anonymous reported: can we enact a ban on Chobani in public spaces? that shit stinks to the high heavens

FAGE ONLY COME ON DURFEE’S GET IT TOGETHER

Anonymous reported: HEY PIERSONITES, SINCE WHEN DO WE YELL OUR PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS IN THE LIBRARY? AND ANSWER PHONES AND LITERALLY YELL LIKE ASSHOLES? FUCK Y'ALL, I'M TRYING TO WRITE A PAPER.

That’s when you transcribe the phone call and send it to us so we can laugh about all the inane things people talk about on the phone

Anonymous reported: What is the purpose of the women's center if its never open? No point in placing out those pamphlets if noone can reach them...

they have really great study breaks sometimes

Anonymous reported: Congrats to the gorgeous YWBB senior that just got proposed to in the cutest way tonight!! (50 most?)

CUTEST SNAPCHAT WE’VE RECEIVED EVER

Anonymous reported: People at this school have some nasty library habits, When did loudly burping, scratching your privates and smelling your fingers, picking and biting your fingernails, and loudly chewing become okay? I don't do that shit in private, let alone in public. Wtf is wrong with people?

….. you don’t do that shit in private? what the fuck is wrong with YOU. 

Anonymous reported: how long does it normally take for a society to get back to you? hours? days? weeks?

don’t know. it’s like watching water boil.