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Anonymous reported: Hello. I am a Brother of SAE and recently purchased multiple pairs of tight colored pants. What further steps can I take to fit in with the hipsters of Yale?

Calling bullshit on this - if you were in SAE, you would already own fitted colored pants (to match your bowtie)

Above: “Do I look douchey, bro?” “Nahh”

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