Rump Chat

Which senior girl wore a sheer unitard to Erotica with nothing underneath? damn you's a sexy bitch

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:18:13 -0400

It’s 2013; why are we still quoting David Guetta?

when yd'n' editor got slapped on the dance floor at myrtle?

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:12:33 -0400

ONE DOWN, 38 MORE TO GO.

Which Yalie went to a seedy Chicago strip club on Mother's Day and, noting a c-section scar, proceeded to wish a dancer there a Happy Mother's Day?

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:50 -0400

Strippers are people, too!

Which Silliman junior withdrew at the end of fall semester... And still took classes this spring? Not only did she pretend to be a student all semester, but she got into a competive science seminar and went on the free class trip to Ecuador. The professors didn't even know until after the final.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:26:44 -0400

What kind of PBK-thirsty betch do you have to be to experience FOMO on a competitive science seminar?

Finally, here is the Society Issue:

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:12:57 -0400

http://www.yalerumpus.com/uncategorized/society-issue-2013/

don't know if I'll survive the summer without ya, rumpchat :(

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:41:37 -0400

We wont survive without you guys. We’re out until the fall, have a great summer!

when is the full list of all society members coming up?

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:25:49 -0400

It will be up on our website in a day or two. We’re really sorry it took us so long!

Which freshman assumes that her status as a 50-moster means that she no longer needs to greet anyone she knows. Is she too good for us?

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:14:04 -0400

It is a pretty big deal… soon you have to make sacrifices in her honor if you want to hang out with her.

Which Piersonite took BOTH of the last two remaining bowls in the dining hall this morning? #socialoutrage

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:26:40 -0400

OH MY GOD, that fucker.

does "myrtle" mean "done" in a different language or something? what the f are all of these statuses?

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:48:18 -0400

Yes, it’s Portuguese.

why aren't all move-outs or move-ins at Yale done shirtless? It's hot.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:40:46 -0400

Tell them, it will increase business. We also think they are some cars that might be a little dirty…

are there a lot of virgins on campus?

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:39:11 -0400

Are there a lot of creepers like you on this planet?

Which freshman suite in TD was blasting music and drinking at 4am Sunday morning, ignored two warnings from frocos, then talked back to the Dean as he was breaking up the party?

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:50:23 -0400

Fuck Facebook statuses, announce you’re finished by going hard.

Which TD girl wears black yoga pants almost everyday and has slept with more than 10 members of Zeta and DKE?

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:54:39 -0400

Zeta and DKE are both a hike from TD, that girl has drive.

Which pair of degenerates thought it was a good idea to experiment in a Bass group study room? I don't think they were doing it right...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:36:21 -0400

Well, that’s a pretty bad piece of gossip, you didn’t even say what they were doing…

Rumpus, what boy decided to take a nap in his meatballs in the branford dining hall this evening and then continue eat them once somebody woke him up?

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:14:37 -0400

#meatballproblems

We’re just sick of people hashtag-ing anything that has to do with finals.

procrasturbation. it's a thing. sEnD HaLp.

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:23:12 -0400

Like help in the form of lube?

Rumpus, is sleeping with people too soon a bad way to establish something lasting? Also, I like that you've become like Yale's debaucherous Dear Abbey.

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:48:31 -0400

It’s like having a glass of wine everyday with dinner, some people say it’s bad and others say it’s healthy. We just have multiple glasses and lots of sex to avoid both issues.

yo rump this primal scream bullshit has got to stop like yesterday -- any ideas?

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:33:49 -0400

What type of primal scream are we talking about? Sexual or maybe final-related or just pure happiness like this…?

the old fling just got jealous

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:56:43 -0400

So, we’re guessing you had sex literally in front of your ex.